FUCK YOU
MOM AND DAD.
I AM MIRACLE WHIP.
I USE MIRACLE WHIP AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT.
Ahahahaha what even.
these commercials are the worst thing on tv right now. that one where they interview pauly d while he’s getting a suit...
Honey, Maybe it’s just a phase. It’s not a phase mom, I was BORN THIS MAY-O. But I was hoping you could give me little...
Is that Justin Beiber?
Jesus, ad agencies will try anything.
FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD. I AM MIRACLE WHIP.